Aladdin - Not Quite a Whole New World for Disney Remakes→

Aladdin - Not Quite a Whole New World for Disney Remakes

It must be the end times because against all odds I actually...enjoyed this movie a good bit??? The Aladdin remake has some actual good changes from the original, the costumes(!) are amazing, the dancing is fun, but it’s the fact that this feels like it’s own separate entity instead of just a copy of the animated version that makes this thing work. Mostly. The second half drags.

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The Wandering Earth - The Biggest Movie You've Never Heard Of→

The Wandering Earth - The Biggest Movie You've Never Heard Of

A mix of Armageddon, Gravity, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Independence Day, The Wandering Earth was quietly dumped onto Netflix a couple of days ago. If you look it up, you’ll find it that it’s the third-highest grossing movie of 2019, only being beat by Marvel, and the second biggest non-English film of all time. Why hasn’t this behemoth gotten more fanfare? Couldn’t tell you, but I can tell you that the concept is insane and the movie is kinda amazing.

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Climax - Dancing and Descending Into Madness→

Climax - Dancing and Descending Into Madness

I don’t give out a perfect rating lightly, but this movie blew me away and I think it’s flawless. Here’s the pitch: A group of dancers get together in an abandoned building during a snowstorm to rehearse and party. The fun takes a nightmarish turn when they discover that what they’ve been drinking has been laced with LSD. It’s absolutely insane and I loved every second of it.

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